This is what happens when Terminix starts making donations to your school.

My wife bought me 12 new pairs of boxers for my birthday, which I was legitimately excited about; as the old pairs had been through a lot, but my excitement was quickly turned to disappointment as I saw they were button fly boxers...  Had to explain to her why this was a bad present now and that no, it’s not the same…

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Where’s the Redman MTV Cribs of the new generation to show how fake-ass all these other cats are.

Sumit Nagal is only 22 and will be within the top 100 in 2-3 years. Kid has an incredible game and is already a pretty solid doubles player.

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

“Kicking her while she’s down? I like your style.”

D.A.R.E to be stupid.

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife. 

Summit at the O.K. Doral

The blurry preview of that video made me think they had Daniel Radcliffe record a death announcement for every member of the Deadspin staff preemptively, Tom Brokaw/Gerald Ford-style.

The Clippers started as the Buffalo Braves in 1970, before moving to San Diego and later to LA. In 49 seasons, they have never so much as reached a conference final, the way the Lions did in 1991. I challenge you to find any other franchise that played basically half a century without ever once being among the final…

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

“All Out of Love” is Air Supply At Its Very Best

It was just a google maps mix up, the feds were supposed to be targeting the Soylent Queen two blocks over.

God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.

I also think the backlash against “cancel culture” is kind of overblown, because, honestly, how many of the prominent types who get “cancelled” are actually, ya know...hurt or injured in anyway by this.

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.