I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

Disqualified from international hockey.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

Good effort, Barry. I’ll give this blog a B-plus. But, honestly, if you’d just delete it altogether, it would be an A’s-minus.

Stick to politics, Barry. Nobody wants to read about a team that wasn’t good enough for Philly or KC.

At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

Sooooo .... why not just play on the CFL field as it is normally? “Oh no, the goalposts are not on the goal line - it wouldn’t be a true test for our field goal kickers. So instead, we’re gonna play on an 80-yard field.”

Here’s what still baffles me: you should only buy Neymar if you’re set to build your entire team around his talents. It’s what makes sense. It’s what makes him happiest. It’s what Brazil’s national team had to do. He’s not one of Destiny’s Child. He’s Beyonce. This is why he had to leave Barcelona; because Barca were…

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

I don’t need to open the door to know that guy’s light is not on.

Patrick Chung played at Oregon with Jeremiah Masoli.

but Goodell can go higher or lower based on factors

Good thing he wasn't caught with heroin. Horse collars are really dangerous and heavily penalized.

TB12 brand cocaine is just baby aspirin.

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

A dude named Patrick getting caught with cocaine in New Hampshire is without a doubt the whitest thing I can think of off the top of my head.

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

I know Jay is not on the team anymore but I love this gif too much not to post it here.

God this is so fucking disappointing — doesn’t even come with the rope we’re supposed to use to hang the capitalists :-/

deadspin reporter gets cold shoulder covering reporter who got cold shoulder covering retorter with cold shoulder