“Swerved a laser? I’m here for that.”

I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t eat pork.

Or shellfish.

But I’m sure my guy could tear up a brisket or some pastrami. 

That’s some top-shelf critical analysis, but what about Derrida discussing the indescribability of man as savage? “Of all animals a savage man is the most singular, the least known, and the most difficult to describe; and so little are we qualified to distinguish the gifts of nature from what is acquired by education,…

Ha, maybe so. Honestly, every time I come back from a big city I do think it kinda sucks that we don’t have any usable mass transit to speak of, but still. Columbus is nice in its own right. Why can’t we just like it for what is instead of constantly comparing to other places? You know what, you’re right, the constant…

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

I lived in Columbus, which isn’t even in the top 10 American cities . . . .

Clean-shaven savages though.

You mean ‘propagandist’.  Let’s call it what it is.

I guess Jacoby Ellsbury and Joba Chamberlain aren’t coming to any Yankee alumni events this season.

If that had been Terry Francona we’d be having a *very* different conversation. 

the perfect throw deserves the perfect cheer.

Toussaint L’Outtahere

It boggles my mind that Ryen Russillo’s cohosts went in sequential order: Scott Van Pelt, Danny Kanell, Will Cain. No wonder he was arrested for wandering nude and intoxicated in Wyoming. 

I mean... we’re not all stuck in Boston 

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

On the plus side, his new Def Leppard cover band is legit.

So wait wait wait wait wait. It’s fucking COINCIDENCE that every single slave in the antebellum South just happened to be black?

Whenever I need to imagine what playing Wimbledon in 1975 was like, I flip on some Newport matches and am good to go.

+6 (counties)