Yes, I’d say so. In terms of role and performance, he’s basically the Mariano Rivera of the NFL, who sailed in to his HOF unanimously.

Jesus, Nazareth... have mercy

I believe you want the Scorpions’ classic “Raccoon in a Hurricane”

aw man, you cut off the intro where Stephen A. says “things of that nature” just to get to the rampant hypocrisy and head-up-assness part

but what if you want to fuck a Marine RIGHT NOW, Allison

Jameis lacks convictions too; that was a civil suit

‘The 40-40 Club” would be a good MILF porn

it’s the biggest “Germans thwarted from landing in Mexico” story since the Zimmermann Telegram at least

check out his country cousin who lives on moonshine and kangaroo jerky in the Outback, mate

Penn’s histrionic delivery of DATS MY DAUGHTER IN DARE is the Oscar-bait version of Connery’s YOUR THE MAN NOW DAWG

Deadspin: Let’s Remember Some Guys

just figure out a better way to hide Uncle Luke’s under-the-table payments and all your commitment problems kind of solve themselves

Altamont wasn’t available huh

this Jordin versus Bird debate much better than the last one

can’t spell Shamila without sham

[extremely Elaine voice] maybe the dingers ate your baseball

this offense will be a high-flying thrill-a-minute fun-fest until the Cowboys come to Foxboro and Belichick pitilessly disembowels it, like the K-Gun and Greatest Show on Turf and Sean McVay’s Marionette Show before it

it would be an invasive species the likes of which the state has never seen.

[Gruden voice] THIS TEAM I CALL ‘EM MORRISSEY BECAUSE IN A PANIC THEY’RE TRYNA HANG IT ON THE DJ