I’ll take “French Open Winners” for $800, Alex

he was right to genuflect after smashing that because I think it hit God

`When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

thank you for the tip, I will certainly

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

he and Kyrie are going to have SO MUCH to talk about

Branch Rickey did one good thing (breaking the color line) but a fair number of bad things, and one of those was “capturing” the formerly independent minor leagues. If the Astros want to grow their prospects in a warehouse like premium marijuana, fine, but they should let the other prospects go and play somewhere else.

Alaska has unfrozen water? 

that’ll go nicely with my foot-long sausage  AYOOOO

1986 was a long time ago and things are different now, for sure. As an example, here are the 1986 and 2019 versions of Mike Scott

the real answer is whoever Pompeo has as a protege, as he seems to be ascendant this week

wow guyth, he thounds pretty Thor about it

Animaniac, like his brothers Yakko and Wakko

The only thing Trump likes more than obsequious underlings is firing them. He made a show about it!

JEERS to Kent State for once again showing that, lip service to women’s athletics aside, football comes first

Area President Still Delusional

These ass holes can’t decide if “asshole” is one or two words. The next Android update to autocorrect needs to pick a side.

+1 Uecker seat

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

this assumes the Greater Fools are reading a different blog