tech-nic-ly, if Priyanka wants a baby than it should be Nick on the to-do list

Bencic is not fondue this blog & these comments

Trump’s Sharpie = Occam’s Razor, but for stupidity, not simplicity

obligatory:

For Year 100 the NFL is sure mailing in opening week. 6 of the 16 games get one Throwgasm!* Bengals-Seahawks is the least essential NFL matchup there could possibly be. Lions-Cardinals are the two failingest teams in history; the loser of that game should just forfeit the rest of the season and spare its players…

while we’re at it, I still can’t go to PF Chang’s without visions of that sweaty bowl-cutted goober ruining my crab rangoons

what happened to cement overshoes and the fuckin East River

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Haseley hiding the ball there like Haisley hiding the end of his sentences here

at 10,000 words a day, that keyboard has seen some shit

Micheal Ray Richardson autorec

laser-focus notes: the mouse demonstrates Simone Biles-level agility in the video

Straight cash, homey >>>> whatever that is

I’d have expected a better haircut, but otherwise spot on

kind of rude from the President imo

Boris is what happens when the Peter Principle meets Murphy’s Law

my Pandora feed is full of nu metal can you pls recommend a Staind remover

my Pandora feed is full of nu metal can you pls recommend a Staind remover

DAZN Pronunciations, Ranked

this is why you have an alternate legislative body in Funkadelic

“What about living without the assault weapons that are killing our children?” co-host Sunny Hostin asked McCain.