the only compliment you want from George Donner is on your concession stand
P-U’a for Tu’a
Joe Biden did us all a favor by ethering Giuliani with “noun-verb-9/11.” Thanks for your service, Joe, please take your gold watch and Amtrak pass and play with your grandkids.
New Yorkers love when someone hates them. Exhibit A: Costanza
aw, the War on Terror can vote soon
the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices
in Soviet Tennessee, sandwich consumes you
I did it for the gram too
the foul-drawing is key. I’m bonking into the defender and flailing my arms and hoping that the ref has a vendetta against the opposing team
[possessed by ghost of Dennis Miller’s career] Look babe, nobody’s been this excited about an Aquino since the Philippines got sick of Imelda Marcos’s shoe collection. He’s responsible for more Red bombs than Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. And that stance - it’s more open than Larry Craig in an airport bathroom, Chachi!
[extremely Goldblum voice] could versus should, my man
no you mean Pennsylvania
the splash photo is Andy Reid literally looking the other way
He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.
welcome new blogger!
I love it when you call out Big Popeye
the Citizen Kane of flatulent dog films
Dear Mr. Crosbie,