one of Al’s best!

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

okay I was way off-base on this one... it was a TV appearance

#Bretxit

Jorge is the most talented Hank Azaria looking motherfucker, edging out Hank Azaria

the tests were inconclusive about whether any of the more severe effects found in humans would be reflected in the birds

I think he’s using an Eastern grip, which suggests he’s subconsciously acquiesced to continued Chinese control

who joins them on Mount Poopmore? Clippers, Indians and Maple Leafs?

you always brought to mind 1988 AL MVP runner-up Mike Greenwell, but unlike him you won’t follow up two great years with crap for the rest of your career, so good luck and thanks for all you did here

what would be the nicknames on Team Deadsin’s jerseys

This remembrance of remembering puts Marcel Proust in the shithouse.

[extremely Elton John voice] get that, chonky cat

she’s about to have seven animals sharing bed with her and Miley. Good luck! (And if possible, please spin a reality show from this.

your new bosses know what drives engagement

pictured: Seth, Mulching

how many times has Ovechkin, parked in the left circle, yelled at him “bitch, set me up?”

cut out the middleman and just drink the sauce

J. Alex Tarquinio is basically Voltaire with a full wallet

bringing the blog full circle shout out to Billy Koch, who made 84 appearances for the 2002 Athletics, after which his arm was dead and he was out of the league two years later

Beat the Fridge? Sure.