The Defenechstration of Houston

hey I have a cool acronym that will stop shootings

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

well, turnabout being fair play and all, an earthquake will crumple up LA and drop it into a burning hole in the Earth’s crust, so enjoy Vela while you can I guess

WHAT IT DO BABYYY (2BABY)

+3 seashells

those female players you mention? They haven’t beaten Fed either! #factsandlogic

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

forget the future, they haven’t been a Modell franchise since 1996

laser focus on sports, Dude

he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball 

maybe the woman is confusing her dinner with an audition for Exorcist 4

one good thing about the HR barrage is this growth of little guys/big swings. Jose Ramirez, Mookie Betts, now Bichette... you love too see it

did they post the ‘why I’m leaving New York’ motion on Medium yet

Wayne out here putting the ‘psycho’ in ‘sycophant’

everybody is putting on a happy face as they travel to Winnipeg

*two Elizabeths Warren

Worst home run derby villain would be the Penguin. The Penguin can’t do anything.

like most of his ABs, Castillo’s gonna walk

this is the Lufthansa Heist of job theft, I’m impressed