Joakim Noah has never been double-teamed outside the champagne room, what does he know

how’d you get Sir Mix-a-Lot’s browser history

I hope they sue Mumford’s ass back to the Middle Ages to join his shit music

my Lord, how many Swarovskis died to make those things

oh no, Marlins Man has a child army now

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

the vultures responded, “well, you brought Jeffrey Epstein.”

lotta Lochner fans in the comments here

this is the shitty real life version of Randy Floyd’s coach

this must come from More Hell Foods actually

well they’ll have to come up with a better slogan than Keep Bury Alive

Larry Fitzgerald, postgame

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell are the Facebook knockoff of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

Mechanical Turk, probably

when the cool lifeguard starts blasting Billy Squier

FIBA World Cup? Looks more like the feeble world cup team [bonked in head by errant Mason Plumlee shot]

Exactly! There’s a whole damn movie starring a two-time Oscar winner called ‘Remember the Titans’ and still people can’t

No direct public funding, but the article does indicate that Kavanaugh and the other owner, Enterprise Holdings, will get a tax exemption on stadium construction materials, a property tax holiday on land they own nearby, and up to $30M in tax breaks from the state. So the city doesn’t spend money, but it also gives up…

Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails