does he call the restaurant Chick-fil-B or nah

what’s the difference between a made-up language and Senator Warren?

right after the move you mention it cuts to John Madden burping out “hornswoggled” which pretty much hits the nail on the head

“die on?” Shit almighty, they’re settling it like the West Bank

Asked if anyone close to him had discouraged him from running, Steyer responded, “No.” After a pause, he said, “I’m not teasing!”

or Mike Golic “all the sauce off your fingers after stuffing your face” Jr

the best St. Louis slingers were Bob Gibson, Dizzy Dean and Adam Wainwright

Yes, they still have to pay him, and yes it counts against the cap In Smith’s case only $4.4 million of the total was guaranteed, and the Cavs stretched it over three years, so only $1.4M-ish counts against the cap this year.

“young Hester makin dudes look foolish” is a good thesis if anybody’s writing about Scarlet Letter, you’re welcome

Warren wears black pants

“Stiffing Clowney” also describes John Wayne Gacy

the franchise tag is the old baseball reserve clause with the added bonus that because of the draft, the player doesn’t have a choice of who to sign with in the first place

the easy explanation is “gas leak,” the other is somebody in Eden tried to eat from the Tree of Knowledge

sup Liam

Fed just pulled a strategic retreat in the second set knowing he can’t beat Rafa in a war of attrition. On to a best-of-3 now. 

this is the last chance for a competitive semifinal, Bautista gave it Agut try but fell short

it’s called BASEball, Alex, not FACEball *post comment

heck, Tom Brady did all kinds of crazy shit to his balls

nah

“reasonable Boston sports fan” too unrealistic even for this list