that’s a good impression of the NBA’s Central Division

to a common enemy!

the hyperhydrosis must extend to your brain. C, A, D, car, B.

Boston was seven-eleven-less until a few years ago when they bought out Store 24 so in places it’s reaching like 1/4 the level of Dunkies saturation. Anyway, team Coke+cherry here.

speaking of a Little Nuts, how about that bagel guy

uh, Hamilton productions have to be predominantly black, it’s in Lin-Manuel’s script that way

do you really need a reason not to go to New Hampshire

+ a deuce

I agree. His Twitter signature ‘Hanx’ SEEMS like an adorable short version of his name, but considering that K and S are both on the keyboard’s home row, it is actually MORE difficult to type the X. In conclusion, to hell with him.

*There is no one named “Balls On Your Forehead.” 

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JAREDS, ranked

we thought we were pretty bad ass in college around that time with the MO, where you take a 40, drink it to the label, then refill with a wine cooler, but dang if young Yeltsin didn’t just next-level that shit

Neymar is Soccer Kyrie, with the pseudo-intellectualism replaced by refreshingly straight greed

I didn’t hear you refer to Joe Orsulak as a “journeyman outfielder” so I just wanted to clear that up. Some other journeymen:

in your ongoing Requiem for the Mets season, this is the Díaz Irae

He can go to Miami, maybe with the Heat’s unprotected 2021 pick that’s been shuffled around to four or five teams, for Dragic and Kelly Olynyk. Then you’d have Russ and Jimmy Butts together. Nobody else would see the ball, which is fine because none of them can shoot it anyway.

maybe it migrated from Northern Ireland

There’s a coach Mike Brown who can help you win? MotherFUCKer!

i don’t know her