I shouldn’t make fun since G-Eazy has probably never heard of me either

Yeah, that’s worth 3-5 games, and he should be forced to shave his Johnny Damon starter kit hair.

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

There should be a short dash and a long dash

hiring this guy as bullpen coach was a mistake

+1812

what idiot called it a Megan Mystery and not a Pinoe Noir

my man looks like Snapchat Baby Filter Huckabee

if the Persians had taken Marathon this seriously they would’ve won

“Hi, I’m new Coyote Phil Kessel. On the ice, I let my stick do the talking. Off the ice:

+1 hack joke

I can’t believe you didn’t ask Michael McDonald

you and Pareene both:

they’re a big fan of his dirty tricks and Southern Strategy though

With double the Chubs today I bet they turn a lot of DPs

I’m into Chubs at the ballpark, you bet!

he’s more of a burning girl guy, to be accurate

like the one where Wonder Woman was born? Hell yeah!

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters