The parade date is set for August 30

the wrong Ley retired smh

I’m not the first to observe this, but Durant with limited mobility is basically Dirk

A-rod backing down at the slightest pushback, quelle suprise

Del Rio was just at the buffet, but Gene Smith was all the way out to lunch on that pick!11!! (because it was stupid)

I would prefer to learn how to Turn Back Time according to Cher ty

For a mustache and hair combo there’s The Eck and then everybody else. I mean even in this horseshit Cleveland jersey, thinking about how Rick Manning stole his wife, the man looks absolutely majestic.

my reaction to the Dunc Hunt news

[Steely Dan voice] eight-nineteen

every Stroman article should come with a picture of his New York cop dad

Pompeo himself has spoken privately about the prospect of a presidential run. He and his friend Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) attended a private dinner at the American Enterprise Institute’s annual retreat in Sea Island, Ga., this spring.

poor Chile *sad, rusty trombone*

OMG you have to click the link to see Jabi holding his giant wiener in both hands

for a follow-up question you could ask about their 2018 World Cup experience

Yep! Here’s the BBRef baserunning table. Column ‘OOB’ is outs made on the bases; Harper has made 6, tied for second-worst, one behind Josh Bell. OOBs don’t include caught-stealings, which has happened to Harper twice, including his ill-fated attempted steal of home a couple weeks ago. He’s really trying to bring back…

Eaton made a great charge and even better throw to get him on the play above, but that’s the 4th time Harper’s been thrown out at the plate this year, which is most in MLB. 

he has been in MLB longer than the Mets

The Teens Are Getting More Horny, yeah I see why that’s news

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before