Whistler’s Motherfucker

hope they do the payoff in the john, as is traditional for $1 bets

glad to hear Ed has reached his goals, can he please piss off please

Biden has correctly identified in a broken-clock sort of way that the modern GOP is as racist as these old sacks of shit, but he doesn’t see that as a problem if you can “get things done” with them.

enough hashtags, let’s see some rad tags

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1) oh, bro7her

America runs ON Dunkin’, not FROM Dunkin’. Ppl forget that.

that freakazoid looks like Antoine Griezmann crossed with alien Mr. Burns

Manhattan on the rocks? It’s a little early, but what the hell, why not. Now what’s this about a movie shoot?

there’s just something about the combination of New York and Jets that winds up in disaster for someone

I’m old enough to remember when Stewart DESTROYED Tucker Carlson and he was never heard from again, the end.

welp, time to revise the opening of Snow Crash

I can’t add anything to the roster construction analysis, but would like to point out that Joe Thornton has a Dwarf’s head on an Ent’s body.

guess they just don’t know what to do with this top talent with scrambled brains

Giolito must be using all the pitch-throwing ability in the CWS Universe

“Turn... indicatah? Da fuckisdat?”

As the patron saint of the Cult of the GM that’s been arguably the bane of sports analysis for the past 30-odd years since fantasy sports became a thing*, Branch Rickey, said, “Luck is the residue of design.” The Raptors were fortuitously placed to catch the lucky breaks that came their way, but it’s that “placed”…

Chris Paul’s major endorsement is with an insurance company, which is the most middle-aged dude thing you can do except maybe stanning for prostate exams