sure, if articles about warnings come with alcohol

once Joni was proud of her ability to cut off a pig’s balls, now this

he sounds crazy in love with iced coffee, but van Exel can handle it I’m sure

ask Jamie Walters

The Red Sox are a game above .500, hosting the team they’re chasing in the playoff race, having just blown a game the night before, and instead of trying to get it back they run out a fat rookie pitcher and try to get multiple innings out of Bobby Poyner which what the hell if you want to mail it in so bad Dombrowski…

maybe he’ll abort all babies due late June/early July

hey comment cop, read the post

that’s pho kdup

I hope you’re kicking some blog royalties to Howard Jones for this one

Only 5? They’ll be outnumbered 4 to 1! It’ll be anarchy!! 

shit before shower

good, but not good enough

uh, God’s not really a big fan of calves, especially Golden ones

shit if you were polling at .200 you’d be in second place

[Chris Kattan voice] Villela! No, Villela!!

Despite all the magical things they can do on the ice, hockey players are often spectacularly inept at other sports activities. It’s like all of the athletic skill required to skate and stickhandle and shoot leaves nothing for anything else, like dribbling a basketball or throwing a football. The IM hoops team with…

Tony Hawk is both the best at sport and the goodest of sports

you know who else was gonna help the Wilpons beat the system with guaranteed success

as a scientist Bauer should be familiar with Kepler’s first law of baseball motion which states that a weak-ass pitch down in the zone swiftly becomes a parabola