Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

so anti-colonialism is bad now? It’s hard to be woke.

That 100-word opening sentence is the writing equivalent of Liverpool’s opening-minutes gegenpressing. Once you play through that, though, the rest of the blog is fine.

Sausage. It’s in the Bible: those who are wurst will be best, don’t @ me

it’s still a fielder’s choice even if he chose... poorly

nice Cruella de Vil print, darling

among the myriad of annoying golf quotes is the one that gets trotted out when a new guy starts hitting the ball farther and more accurately than anyone has before: “xxx is playing a game with which I am not familiar” as some kind of pompous torch-passing fart noise. Bobby Jones said it about Nicklaus, Jack said it…

can’t spell Kon Artist with Kona smh

Humanity has only ever come up with so many ways to justify the fact that people admire and enjoy things that we’re taught should be abhorred

the anti-matter version of YOUR MOM

in the Southern Hemisphere the bread is hinged on the opposite side. Wild!

Hunter and Domi were assholes but I will hear no slander against Rob Ray who came up with the genius hockey fight move of removing his own sweater so the other guy couldn’t pull it over his head

NHL Career Leaders in PIM

+1 Stanford Prison Experiment

fuckin George Washington Carver ass blog

makes sense, thank you

Poker style - the Final 8 get $50K in chips. On your turn you either a) spell the word or b) pass. If you pass, everyone else gets a chance to wager, highest bet has to spell the word. If they get it right, they get that amount in chips from you; if not, you get it from them. Only hints are language of origin and use…

speaking of language precision, what’s the difference between fave Deadspin epithets “cornball” and “cheesebutt?”

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not since NAFTA! The Habs won in 1993, NAFTA started the following year.