if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

invited Denise to her wedding, that was kind

it would be funny for a Canadian team to have the NBA champtionship before the Stanley Cup, but that’s NAFTA for you

between this and Amanda Mull’s eat whatever tf you want for breakfast article, we are clearly living in the end times

now after spending time in New Hampshire you only get to wish for death

[delete, late]

if he comes on the court Draymond gets to kick him in the cubes, problem solved

if LNG is Freedom Gas, then coal is Freedom Rock

without Kaapo the Combine’s gonna feel a little

that is one ridiculously photogenic post-dinger pose

so Todd Frazier has problems with eatin’, beef with Eaton... I wonder how he’d react to England’s premier private school

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

the grass at LeVeon Bell’s old place is a lot better, just sayin

there’s no example of a similar player who was sedate and easygoing where Pedroia was bugfuck and crazy-eyed and riding some fit of thermonuclear redassery to the very edge of sanity

whom can forget Mr. Hilter and Ron Vibbentrop

well, Steel is misnamed

Pavel Bure scored 21 goals in 25 games against Tampa Bay, so not surprising a hit wouldn’t faze him

hell yeah Hamilton. Golden retrievers are smiley, dumb and eat stuff they shouldn’t, like Joe Biden.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

he gained the weight that Kyle Schwarber lost, damn