the only thing worse than getting hit by a bus is getting hired by one... FOLKS

Chocolate and Cheese is a great Ween album but let’s not make it food

lotta guys out there robbing Peter for him

in hindsight, this should have always been expected

you can get to it with “hawks clapping” so maybe he had it stored from an Iran sanctions tweet?

Goddammit, Dad, the proper place for metal is in their Spotify playlists.

we can show the outrage by aggressive committee work

Matt is BFF now? Does that mean Friendship with Smash Mouth ended?

now you fuckers know how it feels

also fun to picture: Phil and Stella driving to Minnesota this summer

the Gatorade commercial with her and Wade is fun but when I first saw it my brain split her exercise bike screen name “GABUNION” into “GA BUNION” and now she always puts me in mind of someone from Savannah with bad feet

is he pitching or directing a gangbang that’s having trouble getting going

I suggest a new strategy... let the Rockies win

so we beef on, borne back ceaselessly into the past

gonna sign with Arsenal

If you were made of malt liquor, would you drink yourself?

also taking a hard right to the dome? AMERICA!  my column:

I don’t know about a succubus, but hang around your local state fair and Incubus will show up

tough break for the Juve Niles

This play was scored as a “fielder’s choice,” but that phrase gives way too much credit to the efforts of Alberto and Davis.