should introduce her to Enes Kanter

finally I get something female when searching “.... like a horse” videos

It’s hard to know because there hasn’t been a comp for somebody with Zion’s size, athleticism and playmaking ability in the NBA. Larry Johnson plus passing? Anthony Mason with hops? Gary Payton’s brain in Shawn Kemp’s body? I mean, you can’t really make a call to pro elders of Zion

if only there were a music style based on always having bad things happen to you, they might be able to express their pain

you can’t spell eerotic without Eero tho

the April 7 Bell ding dong in the throwbacks... shout-out Willie Stargell!

well sure but as long as we’re beating this metaphor to a pulp he has to spend some time wandering in the wilderness first

“it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission” 

From Brass Bonanza to Sad Trombone

this means Gromit is the protagonist, cool

I don’t think he’s a bust on lack of talent (like Bennett) or general cuckoo-nuttery (like Mike Beasley) but there’s definitely a chance that he’s got some Larry Johnson back or Amare Stoudamire knee issues in his future.

Remember his dad Tom Gordon, who had a curveball as delightful as Dee’s eyeroll

Rozier to Phoenix or Charlotte, so he can help the Bridges there blow up

“cooke maroney” is something you say to Chef Boyardee, not your art dealer

guess he should’ve pitched, uhhh... you

between him and Giannis opponents finally need to beware of Greeks bearing (athletic) gifts

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

nice smoked gouda ass lookin hat, Rodgers

Another US loss in Vietnam. You hate to see it.

it’s over quickly: Jizyah Shorts