Eugene McCarthy said that to be a football coach, you have to be smart enough to understand the game, but dumb enough to think it’s important.

Oliver Cromwell ass blog

the sequence from :56 to 1:03 is brilliant. Jokic spins like a mass of dough in a KitchenAid mixer while Gary Harris cuts like a Wusthof and gets a fancy Jokic dish like a Corelle.

not surprised, they didn’t show up for the first three weeks of the season either

last week was Infrastructure Week, this week is Saber-Rattling Week, next week will be a Pivot to Video

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

this is not the way you want to go into free agency

what’s next, ling-less lingonberry syrup?? 

or former Nugget David Thompson :(

can’t believe I’m saying this, but The Decembrists had it right

this is the most shocking Kawhi-in-game news since

[extremely Breen voice] BANG!

no, just asleep and dreaming

right, I think the correct word is

the whole thing is a cock-up

I wonder if the court deliberated longer than four hours

if you really wanted to juice the SEO, “scissoring beauty” would’ve been better

Of course he was! “’Twas Beauty killed the Beast” is the last line of the picture. So if that holds true, then Portland has the better chance of beating GSW, since their best player is literally a Dame.

is Tony suggesting that Washington... take back the item that they gave?

Exactly! BEER 👏 PONG 👏 HAS 👏 PADDLES