are you saying it was her

I hope Harden comes out for Game 3 in Rec Spex

forget the rabona, that the two starters are Wainwright and Sanchez is some kind of throwback Obama-era pitching matchup. First term, even!

TOP TEN Adjectives to Describe Nikola Jokic

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“Because there are no fours” is one of the best NBA quotes of all time, right up there with Micheal Ray Richardson’s “This ship be sinkin’” and Shaq’s response when asked if he visited the Parthenon while in Athens: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

Oh we’re the type of team that can’t afford the rent

his nickname should be Meteor because he’s a falling Star!!

“9/11 made me do it” was shitty and wrong when Dick Cheney said it and it’s shitty and wrong now

Has been secretly brilliant all along? Did he just seem implausibly childish in those introductory scenes?

the 22-year-old Haydn Fleury should get the call to replace him.

“Everything riding on Mr. Jones? Hell, even we had a second single.”

at least you can still write about them :(

is that the same college where the prof in Bio 101 was talking about the sugars in seminal fluid and a girl raised her hand to ask “if it’s got sugar in it, how come it tastes salty?” because I always wanted to meet someone from Urban Legend A&M

yeah you want to give that big Andrew Cuomo thumbs-up time to shine

when Bret Stephens steals this headline for his upcoming column on “loving climate change to trigger the libs” I hope you sue his ass

those who can’t do, consult

the deadly sin of acedia.

the Nets turned their rebuild over to Marks and look what happened

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