spending all day with the Doom Bunny would unhinge even the sanest of men

before he closes down the theatre, and nobody knows what play he intends to stage

I hope for Hailey’s sake that 60% doesn’t include his dick

his brother LEEERROYYYY on the other hand

he’s poetry in motion out there

STEVIES, ranked

getting beat by a Brayden and a Jaden, welcome to our post-Millennial dystopia

5'6", 300 is basically spherical; no wonder the reflexes kicked in

J-Duds is The Birdcage to Boris Diaw’s La Cage Aux Folles

[extremely Letterman at the Oscars voice] Keuchel... Kimbrel. Kimbrel... Keuchel.

GI-II-II-III-ANNIS

given our present-day understanding of particle psychics, how the lifespan of the universe may play out

surprised they hired someone who’s read a book, even just to steal from it

+1 simple question

bringing a reptile to lunch is more of a Denny’s move, imo

*eh-heh-hem*

ironically it was an off-ball screen

right, Family Matter was a totally different show

the only things they want to suppress are votes