starred for hate

maybe it was Ken Jennings in this dude’s body, how’s that for an original idea 

angelfire.com fuck yeah

Aegon or Aemon or Aedelaide or some aefuckin thing

Newhart, by virtue of calling back to its star’s earlier and much better show

idly wondering if players’ wives also stop shaving during the Stanley Cup playoffs

“A 30-piece? Which KFC he get that from? Asking for a... uh, several, friends.”

Deulofeu is Footy Dion Waiters, basically

you can tell he’s a great teammate because he doesn’t use “All By Myself” as a walk-up song

glad MGK and GEZ have stopped fighting and can get back to making art 

I stand by my theory that there is a finite amount of ‘Chris Davis’ baseball ability in the universe and it is currently being used by the A’s Khris [sic] Davis

action peaked in the fifth when Texas reliever Kyle Bird was preparing to come

unless Nancy Lopez was his GF who gives a damn anyway

well I am not a doctor like yourself (I am a possum) but I figure that “pile of heated-up crap baked in a dish of which Midwesterners are weirdly fond” is a description which applies equally to casseroles and deep-DISH, so if the shoe fits...

that’s the NBA equivalent of Napoleon Dynamite’s dance scene

if you wanna make tomato-cheese casserole that’s fine but don’t call it pizza

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

this is pretty obvious, big-deal stuff... not mnutiae

great, keep it up. Be sure to allocate funds to voter registration drives and challenges to the voter restriction laws the Texas legislature will undoubtedly propose over the next year.

make these people write ‘CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION’ 100 times on the board or they don’t get to keep the baby