Are the Bellingers the most different father-son duo in MLB history? Dad Clay didn’t make the bigs until age 30, and was a noodle-bat utilityman, but has two WS rings. Cody was a 21-year-old rookie of the year, has stroked 69 career HRs in just over two seasons and has, well, reached two World Series.

“Lionel Pimpin” was also the reason the Commodores broke up

this is a man’s livelihood in the balance here and no laughing matter, so I don’t want to see any infinite jests

gotta bring your A-game to these traditional rivalries

expecting a Precious Orji - Jizyah Shorts final

you’re right, mixed up my ethnic caricatures

well heck, I’d like to know how he developed his great big-man passing skills

Joe Jimenez responded crisply: “Yes, baseball has been very very good to me.”

Paulie is Poochie, only guido-fied, not rasta-fied

RAFTERY SLANG, ranked*

as, it turned out, was Oswald

He’s also a free agent this summer like Kawhi, so it won’t just be AOC talking about Green’s new deal

Hope Ariana finds happiness with whomever she pleases. Meanwhile, “das dat on dat” is my new email signature.

between the torn-up Yankee holes and Red Sox giving up dongs everywhere, it’s shaping up to be a pretty hardcore year in the AL East

lol God wishes He were Messi

thank you for not encouraging The Brands. Here is also something fun:

Thanks, Tom. Hope it’s okay to forward this to the Red Sox starting rotation so they can also learn to fucking pitch.

ah but, MSU still has to play basketball for free, so did they really win

“Kentucky Hobbled Washington” is also the Mitch McConnell story