roughest loss for the Gentry since the French Revolution

what idiot called it Rath allegedly “touched an adult woman against her will on intimate parts of her body for the purpose of sexual arousal and gratification” and not The Gropes of Rath

I’m not tryin to hear that, see

K’s, ranked:

Yeah, if I don’t know what I’m doing, I don’t think the goalie’s going to know what I’m doing.

somehow has young Shawn Kemp’s athleticism at old Shawn Kemp’s size

tough way to lose, bet Allderdice feels like craps

at least it wasn’t goddamn ranch

Just dump your soup shit into it and turn it on and eventually it all turns to soup.

in the sixth hour, darkness fell across the land; in the ninth hour he cried out

“McDavid” is Canadian for “Mike Trout,” eh

if his accountant is any good Trump doesn’t own the plane; some LLC does and Trump leases it from them so he can deduct the expense.

“I can see that I have behaved in ways that did not always support my personal code of values,” he added.

the caption on Priyanka’s Instagram says “when the hubby goes number one... the wifey gets a @maybach!” which is one expensive trip to the can! And what does she get if he has to take a dump, a @bugatti? folks,,,

“back in the green” means hotboxing with LeGarrette Blount, fyi

hahahaaa, shit has levels

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

STATE MEN, ranked:

he’s been building up Joementum

not the kind of Petit mort Nicolas was hoping for, n’est-ce pas?