TIL that Northern Michigan is not the northernmost university in Michigan

good for him (traveled tho) but the sports highlight of the weekend was Ronnie O’Sullivan’s 1000th career century break. Being a genius, he pulled it off to win the tournament as well:

I can’t eat a firm yolk - something about the chalky texture and hydrogen sulfide combines to induce near-barfing. The only thing worse than straight HBE’s is adding mayo to make egg salad. Hard-boiled needs to stick to detective fiction and leave eggs alone 

These are always fun

we regret to inform you little dude has been popped for PEDs

handy person to know imo

between this and Manafort’s sentencing, pretty big day for ignoring RapSheets

“let the process carry through” but then don’t have enough funding and/or staff to implement it

*extremely Jerry voice*

they can fight it out at the lottery, winner gets more ping pong balls

I once forgot, pulled meat in an Uber and now I have to register as a Level III sex offender :(

I think your and Harper’s definitions of “upper-decking” are probably different

haven’t seen a Whaler land a shot like that since Queequeg

it’s pronounced “Mar-kel,” rhymes with “Adele”

if he really loved his family he’d have used Bitcoin

he’s a Davis-type player: Anthony on offense, Ricky on defense

3 losses in less than a week at the Bernabeu

“Austin” must be asking for a friend

let us know when he goes into the restroom to spank it, Ted

right now McDonough’s updating his LinkedIn page to blame the goats for Marquese Chriss and Dragan Bender