This sentient pile of shit is going to ruin us all.

Boy, she really drank the Kool-aid, didn’t she? I wonder what it’s like to walk around with literally zero self-awareness.

My thought too.  I just generally dislike beer though - personally, I’d go for the wine immediately when I got home, but that’s just me.

Yes.  I love that song.  So catchy and so creepy at the same time.

TELL me you haven’t tried something, wiped it off and then put it back on the shelf for the next unsuspecting person.  Because OH MY GOD I’m never buying makeup at Target again.

THIS. I mean, I give makeup I tried and didn’t like to my mom but like....it’s my mom. Secondhand makeup that a total stranger has used is great if you want to contract God-knows-what, I guess.

RIGHT?! Like, test that shit on the back of your hand and then use a sanitizing wipe to clean it off. Sephora has such a generous return policy there is literally no reason to actually apply samples to your face.

I mean, fucking duh?  Why is this news surprising at all?

I’ve been tying to get into Halt and Catch Fire because I’ve heard so many good things about it, but oh my God I want to slap Pace’s character every time he starts talking.  I’m glad it gets better, if I can suffer through the rest of this season...

I can’t believe that pile of sentient lard would call someone else fat.

Animal abusers should rot in jail. I’m glad she’s being investigated, her “career” on youtube should be over.

In addition to all the other ways he’s a piece of crap, I like how spending time with his kid is only “sometimes” more important than politics. What a dipshit.

I hate to say it, but this pedantic “well, actually” bullshit is why people don’t like and don’t trust scientists. Shut the fuck up Neil, you’re giving all of us a bad name.

Seriously.  Just shut the entire fuck up now, Bernie.

Not to mention that starting a business is one of the riskiest things you can do, career-wise and financially. Why on earth would someone want to take on MORE debt when they’re already saddled with a ton? Did NO one on her staff speak up and say what a ridiculous idea that was?

Same.  The less I fuck with my skin the better it looks.

I tried to watch Kill Bill and couldn’t get through it. I thought maybe I just didn’t “get it”, until later when I realized Tarantino is just a hack. He also sounds like an insufferable asshole.

That is one fugly ring.  Also who wants a poo-colored diamond?

Yeah he seems really nice but his relationship history seems almost Jerry Springer-level bad.

This orange buffoon is the prime example of why some sort of legal training, time served in government office or military service should be an absolute requirement for running for President.