Seriously.  We get it Chris, you like Jesus.  We don’t need to hear about it every 30 seconds.

I have never understood the “dad bod” thing.  Like, you don’t have to be a bodybuilder but beer guts and general slovenliness are not cute, dudes.

Yes. Her TED talk on the topic was both heartbreaking and really insightful.

Oh look, someone was finally brave enough to take on the nerds.

Every time I see Colton’s name my brain somehow reads “Colon”.

Because this is Splinter and “old people are dumb and should just go away” seems to be the de rigeur take on everything around here.

Okay, this is a monumentally stupid take. Why would they not have the response come from the two people who have taken the lead on sparring with Trump over this? Five minutes ago everybody loved Pelosi for sticking her foot up Trump’s ass in that White House meeting. Oh wait, we have new young members of Congress…

I’m so entertained by the thought of the Democrats responding to everything Pissbaby says the same way:

I know! It’s like damn bitch, it’s your night to sparkle, why aren’t you sparkling?!

I want to know what’s up with the lack of jewelry on the ladies.  The majority of these strapless dresses would look 1000x better with necklaces. There are so many colorful intensely-hued gemstones, you mean to tell me not a single stylist thought about accessories?

Yep, I was just about to say this. I used to call my karate teachers “sensei”. I would’ve been terrified to run into my sensei in a dark alley, and he had a brown belt. Since this guy has black belt with several degrees I can’t imagine what he’s capable of.

Agreed. Curse out The Fucker all you want to in private - I mean it’s what pretty much everyone in the country is thinking at this point - but when you’re speaking in an official capacity, keep the focus where it belongs. The Democrats need to be tough and strategically smart right now. Running your mouth isn’t going…

Ooh, you’re in for a treat with X-Files. In my opinion however, just avoid the last couple of seasons - they’re not really worth your time. The rest of the series up to that point in a must-watch though.

I just watched 2049 this week! Bookmarking your vid to watch later.

I hated that movie so much.

Jesus Christ.  I bet you $1000 his next suggestion is going to be Tony Stark/Iron Man.

Same.  I’m going to California at the end of March and it’s pretty much the only thing I’m looking forward to for the next few months.

Chicago’s been wavering between 20s and snow/rain and 45-50 and sunny. Compared to certain years when we’ve had, like, -30 plus windchill and lake effect snow, this has been damned delightful. If it’s going to stay like this through March, I’ll take it.

This was some Mortal Kombat shit - I kept waiting for “FINISH HIM” to flash on the screen.

That was the most satisfying beat-down I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching.