What’s the over/under on how long it’ll be before she’s hired by Faux News as a consultant/commentator?

1. Drink water. Like, a lot. Hydrate as much as you can during the day today, and alternate each drink with a glass of water during the night out.

NO. Jesus Christ, Bernie needs to go home already. You can’t tell me the Democrats can’t come up with any other viable candidate.

She is a good candidate but unfortunately I doubt the MAGA Morons are going to leave the DNA thing alone. She sunk her own political career when she did that test, I think.

Fuck me, I was just there like 2 1/2weeks ago. I was vaccinated for everything as a kid, but I had to get vaccinations checked recently and ended up not having antibodies against something (either rubella or measles, I don’t remember which.) Fools like that are why I should probably get boosters...

With any luck, pretty soon we’ll be all

Sweet! I guess I can keep being fat and enjoying wine then.

That’s what I thought this movie was supposed to be about from the trailer.

Nope, we’re not okay.  Please send help.

I don’t generally drink much, but I’m anemic and often wake up feeling like garbage so my personal cure-all is this:

Wow, somebody went a little nuts with the self-tanner and/or bronzer.

I don’t even have words for the fabulousness of Michelle’s outfit.

1. Property rights to a dance are a copyright, not a trademark.

As David Dayen reports at The Intercept, the bill is seen as a complementary effort to legislation introduced by Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Ro Khanna last month, which would crack down on “excessively priced” drugs by removing the drug manufacturer’s patent protections and allowing competitors to…

This is a good idea in theory, but the reality is that it would involve effectively re-writing the Patent Act. If you take away patent protections you pretty much guarantee that companies will drastically decrease new drug development since the huge costs of R&D are only offset by patent protections and/or licensing.…

I’d argue House was a better interpretation of Sherlock Holmes than BBC Sherlock could ever have hoped to be.

Hey “Mr. President”, u scared bro?

STOP REMINDING ME

liquid merkin situation