Ugh.  Mayer is gross, and looks like he smells bad. I cannot believe I had a crush on this goober back in high school.

I almost got in an argument with my mom about this this morning. She’s no fan of Trump or the GOP but her response to a lot of dumb shit they say/do is “well that’s how it used to be years ago!” and I’m like.....it was dumb then and it’s still dumb now.

Nope. I’m mildly afraid of needles.

THANK YOU. Like, this guy is a straight-up murdering-small-animals-for-fun psychopath. How the hell did the FBI not catch that?

The basement of my childhood house used to scare the shit out of me. There was a whole section that wasn’t lit by the lights near the washer and dryer where my uncle and my dad kept tools and other junk. Every time I had to go downstairs to get something out of the wash, I’d run out of there as fast as I could,…

I had this episode on in the background last night, and the thing with Sheldon getting Amy kicked off her project made me so viscerally angry. If Sheldon were a real person he would’ve been murdered by now.

Full disclosure: I like Maroon 5 unironically.

I mean....there’s a reason that he’s my ex.

Exactly. This whole situation is fucking stupid and petty, but the one thing it’s going to do is piss him off, and that alone is worth it.

Huh.  Yeah that would be cool too. The picture up above just made me think of him immediately.

The fact that Moffat and Gatiss have a fundamentally incorrect understanding about a fictional character in popular culture should surprise absolutely no one after their history with Sherlock.

First thought: Please God, someone stop these two and don’t let them make anymore shows.

100% incorrect.  Stop spreading this bullshit.

Jesus Christ, it’s like the blind leading the stupid up in here.

• The Federal Reserve was “getting too cute” after yesterday’s 800 point stock market drop;

Come on, Keira. I thought we were better than this.

This effing dumbass....

This makes me so sad. It’s disgusting.

Then fuck off and get over yourself, Rose. Not everything is about you.

Chicago? In winter? Really?