Buttered toast, a banana and a LOT of water - and a caesar salad for lunch. (Don’t look at me like that, all the protein in the chicken and salt in the dressing, and water in the lettuce and your stomach will thank you.)

I’ve never fucked up a flight because (a) I am an anxious, neurotic traveler and (b) when I do travel, it’s usually in an Under No Fucking Circumstances Can I Afford To Buy Another Ticket if I fuck up, and I’ll be damned if I let my own dumbassery ruin a trip somewhere. I don’t care how much O’Hare and Midway suck…

I wish I could star this twice.

For real.  I’m surprised he didn’t go over and start humping him during he hearing.

I sort of tuned out of Doctor Who during the “Wedding of River Song”/rebooting the universe plot fuckery, but I’m so glad I returned for 12.

This is truly the stupidest timeline.

This looks ridiculous, but Hugh Laurie as Mycroft has me sold.

Also: I have a friend (classmate) who is significantly older than me. Like, by 20-ish years. He also has kids who are close(ish) to my age. We’re friends and have socialized outside of class. The thing that’s bugging me is that he keeps saying stuff like “hey, do you have dinner plans tonight?” and I can’t tell if…

I just discovered the magic of Instacart, and I can’t even tell you how happy I am that I can now have groceries delivered without needing to leave my house. I went a little crazy and got two bottles of wine, because it’s been that kind of week. (No, I’m not going to drink them both tonight. But I was tempted.)

Are you me? That was almost exactly the conversation I just had with my mom. I felt like asking her what her reaction would be if I was ever a victim.

THIS, exactly. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said “I’m fine” while thinking “no it’s NOT fucking fine, but it’s not worth saying so because I know you don’t actually care what I think”.

Oh, damn. You’re absolutely right about that case, especially given Kavanaugh’s views on POTUS being under investigation. This is bad. Like, very bad.

Seriously.  None of this bullshit would have made it into my high school’s yearbook.

Right?! I mean I went to an all-girls high school in the 90s, but we STILL all knew what little shits high school boys were. They’re not fooling anyone.

Aw, I love them. I miss Flight of the Conchords so much. Can’t wait for the special!

YES to Jamie Dornan. I think it’s because the first thing I ever saw him in was The Fall, so every time I see his face now I think “ew he’s a creep RUN AWAY”

I think very very few people can pull off pink/red/orange eye makeup. On most people is just makes them look vaguely ill.

Millie looked so cute! (and age-appropriate this time!)

I’m not feeling Tracee Ellis Ross’ dress. It’s too much wrinkly fabric and the dress is wearing her, not the other way around.