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* ALL TRANSLATED FROM WHATEVER FUCKING LANGUAGE THE BROWN PEOPLE OVER THERE SPEAK — ED.

I'm in the finals of the arena for Trails (the 1st game) and i'm absolutely loving this game. I can't wait for the second chapter. Thanks for pushing this game so much because it's been one of my better experiences this year.

Great picks! I always enjoy reading lists like yours and getting a better idea of what games other people fancy, especially when their fondness for a particular genre shines through. I greatly appreciate your sharing of your passion for JRPGs, and I kind of feel compelled to do the same thing with FPSs (especially…

Laughing confidently before getting spun around and dropped on his ass? Tyson is just re-enacting his fight with Buster Douglas.

Style over realism any day of the week. They both made a good call. It ages so much better.

Am I the only one who feels like quite a few of these are stretching the definition of “science fiction and fantasy”?

SPOILER!

My first thought was ‘Oh, Stephen Amell is playing Casey Jones? I might give this a try then.’ Then I saw Tyler Perry. Nope. Sorry Oliver.

Cue the arguments between the “OH MAN, fixing this ruined my gameplay” followed by “GOOD, you fucking cheating scum, you deserve to have your game ruined! IN fact, I think your character should burn to the ground and start over!”

No smurfs matter. Truth is, Rob had trouble limiting himself to 14 because all of them are awful.

Black Smurfs Matter

Sometimes he wanted to turn them into gold and sometimes he wanted to eat them. Smurfs: They’re a currency and a food!

I could have shortened this article for you by answering “All of them.” They are all horrible and Gargamel had the right idea in trying to destroy them or capture them or turn them into gold… or whatever the hell his plan was… I’m not really sure he knew. Maybe turn them into cat toys for his pet kitty?

You just going to ignore the fact that people spent thousands of hours making the game? Pretty sure that’s worth $10-15.

Yes cause they should totally uprender games, add FULL trophy support and then sell it to you for 3 bucks....Fucking entitled idiots I swear...

That’s not all that expensive. Nintendo charges $20 for Wii games on the Wii U eShop. And I don’t think that’s bad either.

Looks like a solid port for those who haven’t moved on to the current-gen just yet.

Though, I’m still a little sour over Crystal redesigning Lara’s face for the definitive edition and on. Her facial model in the vanilla reboot was interesting, and had character. There was something vaguely exotic about her look that…

I’m just amazed that they brought it to light live on the show.

Yokai Watch craze wouldn’t happen without this man’s Gegege no Kitaro and its friendly and scary creatures.