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I have been that guy. He’s not on a call with a customer. He’s trying to understand something very complex and build a complete mental model of it. In four minutes, he will be close to putting together the final pieces of this hour-long endeavor, and the music he is using to attempt to drown out the banter the company

GOOD.

Then you’re an idiot. Because there’s more on the ballot than just the presidential candidates, and there are more presidential candidates than the two major party candidates. If you stay home because you don’t like Trump or Clinton, you’re allowing all the current Senators and Representatives who are up for

The disingenuous part is that it makes it seem like Apple is sharing data with law enforcement when instead they would be proving law enforcement with data if they were issued a warrant (which would then obligate Apple to provide that data). That has nothing to do with whether or not they should encrypt the metadata

For me to stop wanting stuff I will have to blacklist Lifehacker and Kinja Deals from my web experience :)

This is a terrible chart. It isn’t in any meaningful order so you have to look through all of it just to see if your vehicle made the cut to be on the list.

I came here specifically for some pseudoscience and found it, hell yeah

Then maybe you guys should stop advertising them every few days.

So much of this is from when we were children and our parents forced us to eat everything on the plate.

Exactly. This is why I will never ever ever be able to make a living doing what I love:

Start off by grabbing a httpstub of cottage cheese

While I’m fully on board with not gorging on meals with thousands of calories and milligrams of sodium, some of their advice to beat it is just dumb:

1. The firefly light show in the Great Smoky mountains
2. Bison roundup at Custer State Park in South Dakota
3. Great Wildebeest migration in Tanzania and Kenya
4. North Padre Island sea turtle release in Corpus Christi, TX
5. Hawk migration in New Jersey
6. Alnwick Castle in England
7. West Highland Railway’s Jacobite

A video is about the worst way to convey this info. Even worse than a slideshow

Shouldn’t this story have popped up in the lower right corner of my screen five times?

While I see your point and try to implement similar methods in my life when I am feeling down, I find that it is incredibly unhelpful and if anything makes me feel worse. I go from feeling like crap because of ______ situation to feeling like crap because of the same situation and that I am not grateful for it. There

Comcast has a deal with UPS that customers can return equipment even if there’s a service center in their city at no cost. I used it last month. All you do is take the equipment to a UPS store, they’ll package it and give you three receipts that show you returned the equipment. It was absolutely painless.

I wonder if this is part of a lot of peoples’ problem: they think they can/should be doing what they “truly love to do” as a career, which leads to 39 billion art, journalism, and creative writing majors whining about how they were lied to and can’t get a job.

Heh heh heh

No, I want civil debate around the things that matter, rather than endlessly repeated talking points, name-calling, and petty bullshit. My comment had nothing to do with one party or the other, but with the fact that our leaders on both side of the aisle put on a grand show for the morons while doing precious little