Yeah, I think he meant shorter. Also “We also don’t know about the potential knock-off effects of these conditions.” I think the term is Knock-on. Knock-off effects would be cheap effects manufactured in China.

Something...apple...proximity to tree...

lol

“Kotaku has never been a proper gaming news site, so whatever.”

You’re blaming Kotaku for the omnipresent cheater problem? Are you brain damaged or just naturally stupid?

Sounds familiar somehow.

Amen.

Don’t harsh the mellow, my dude. Just let us enjoy the far out vibes.

Eh. Baby steps.

How can someone who needs both hands to drink a cup of water “hit back twice as hard”? As usual, the accusations and boasts from Trump land are always projection (they accuse others of the EXACT shit they are doing) and delusion (they claim credit for the EXACT shit their opposition is in favor of).

All of them. Go dark. This message will self destruct in 30 seconds...

If you aren’t aware, the band Camper Van Beethoven has what I consider to be one of the best versions of “O Death” ever made.

I’m in favor of anything that gets me a new VF game. Or even a port of VF5 would have been nice. Why would they skip an entire console generation? Virtua Fighter has been the thinking man’s fighting game, no power ups, no magic fireballs, no weapons, just the chess match of hand to hand combat. Elegant in its…

Ramen?! We ate warm gravel, and we were thankful to have it!

Pumpkin Seeds are legit, though.

Easy there, Sparky. You’re gonna have a stroke with all that rage.

I am so fuckin’ old.

My kink IS kink shaming. Don’t kink shame my kink shaming.

“You want that cut into 8 or 12 pieces?”

Just a side note, and no snark/smarm: elude= to avoid , allude = to reference