I’ve heard it’s the dimensions of a grave (8 feet long 6 feet deep) meaning it’s gone, usually it’s not temporarily gone as the article suggests, it’s out for the remainder of service. I tend to like this explanation as it is simple.

Genndy Tartakovsky is a true master of his art. Samurai Jack was my first exposure to him in the early 2000s and it was immediately apparent that what he was doing was on another level.

Therein lies the true mystery of the political hellscape we find ourselves in. I mean, the Dems are corrupt shits too, but at least they aren’t actively trying to topple the republic. But this knave can lie to your face, renege on contracts, flip you the bird, and some folks will lick that boot clean and ask for…

Preach!

“The Short-Fingered Vulgarian.®” Turns out that’s the nicest truthful thing you can say about him. Traitor, swindler, braggart, sociopath, bully, half-wit, Dunning Kruger Prototype, etc.

It’s definitely someone with too many marketing buzzwords in their brain and an utter lack of competency at that particular aspect of their job (naming). It’s the “playing not to lose” of marketing strategy, completely lacking any kind of voice or direction. Xbox suffers from a similar problem, while at least so far,…

I appreciate what ya did there.

There’s an MBA somewhere in Heinz who mistakenly believes that marketing something that 90% of people think is OK is better than marketing something that 70% of the people will really enjoy but 20 % will dislike. Having a product that is actually not everyone’s cup of tea usually means there are some people who will…

You can literally see the crazy in his eyes.

Nice! That’s from Tap’s late 70s output along with Intravenus DeMilo which was described as “treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry”. I think it was a bit nit picky, but probably fair. Followed by the ill conceived concept album “The Gospel According to Spinal Tap” which boasted only one charting…

Looks like Jupiter is smelling something from Uranus.

I’m just mad that when I fart in a bottle nobody wants to buy it. 

I’ve been getting steaks “to go” for years. I go to the butcher and pick whatever cut I want, then when I get home I throw it on this thing called a “grill” and 10 minutes later I’m enjoying a steak done exactly how I like it. Pretty inexpensive compared to most restaurants too!

“He’s then blindfolded, with a beanie over his eyes and noise canceling headphones on his head as his buds...” Just a little point of order here, noise canceling headphones weren’t a thing back then...I mean, unless you consider regular industrial ear protection “noise canceling”. Those are just regular old plastic…

I played the very first one on a NES hooked up to a small Black & White CRT TV. I guess I don’t get the (misplaced?) nostalgia for when things were crappier but we didn’t know any different.

I can’t believe you they didn’t allow me to play with my CRT scan lines in 4k at 60fps.  (Humanity is doomed...)

This might be the worst list regarding burgers I’ve ever seen. It’s just so wrong! It really reads like the author secretly hates burgers, and also has no taste. There are also a lot of assumptions (e.g. Tomatoes will always be mealy or sad) that make no sense. I mean, they can be of course, but that being your…

She was dodging the fact, thus eluding it!