Sounds good! Enough vodka slushie and everything will at least seem a lot better!

You are a beautiful genius. (Leaves to pick cherry tomatoes and cook bacon)

C’mon, Sega, give me Virtua Fighter 6. Just announce it already so I can get pumped up for a fighting game that is 3D, based on actual Martial Arts, doesn’t have any BS fireballs or power ups, and has no trained animals as combatants. Is that too much to ask? You gave us VF5 on PS3 something like 13 years ago. And…

Your math is wrong. You don’t get to multiply everything out to weeks and then multiply by 120 (days in 4 months?) Pretty awesome that you called everyone dumb while demonstrating your lack of math/reasoning skills.

First- Nah, bro.

Someone had a post on FB that pointed out how the payroll tax exemption was going to need to be paid back. I had responded that it was also part of a plan to kill social security. My comment was censored (because of the word kill I assume?) See- their system works!

I’m not sure the cast is precisely “Democrat” as much as they are “Get that fuckin’ pile of moldy shit out of the White House”

It’s shocking to me the correlation between right wing views and the inability to create anything resembling good art. Like, Conservative comedians are unbelievably unfunny, conservative music is rife with uninspired, ham-fisted cliches, etc. This isn’t even a personal or subjective thing. When was the last time you…

Don’t kink shame.

Good hustle, Moistened.

He turned right faster than the Greek navy destroying the Persians at the battle of Mycale, Amiright? (waits for laughs)

FAKE NEWS!!! Frank never wore a bracelet!

Hey, he’s just asking questions, man. (These dipshits can't go away fast enough)

Depends on the cut. For my taste, Bison is superior to beef in every way except price. That stuff is expensive!

America 2020: It's not a violent psychopath EVERY time, just most of the time. 

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It's better than you imagine.  If Carrie is running the kitchen it will blow your mind. 

It’s Tucker Carlson. isn’t it?

This was 2006-2007. It was called NAHA (Carrie and Michael Nahabedian owned it, it was french/middle eastern fusion) but I believe they closed the downtown location in the last year or two. There were plans to open somewhere else in the city, but I have no idea if they did. If they are open, you should definitely go.…

I worked at a great fine dining spot in River North, Chicago. Non-Corporate, owned by a brother and sister team. A guest was being an asshole to the staff one evening and the owner, Michael, escorted said asshole to the door. This entitled piece of shit was cursing and threatening him “Do you know who I am? I’m going…