I see what you did there.

Was here to post same. Well done!

“I’ve never been pulled over unless I was actually doing something wrong so all this baffles me.”

“If we aren’t working and paying taxes they are just printing money for the sake of printing money which only leads to devaluation of the dollar.”

I love your optimism. Your freshman Logic 101 tool bag, not so much. I am very impressed with your mastery of Latin, but its “Reductio” not “Reducio”.

No drugs, no deal.

Year to year is going to be so much better!

He actually said “If I’m winning you’ll all get sick.” Gotta respect a man of his word.

You’re worried your console will clash with your couch?

This guy is really upset over this. I mean, pretty soon you won’t be able to show your support of slavery - oops, I mean celebrate our history and heritage- anywhere!!!

This is correct.

Raspberry jelly and Dill Pickle Pop Tarts

Gonna be real dangerous without cops standing on our necks or gassing us.

Enjoying your break with reality? Any other tenuously related trivia you’d like to get off your chest?

$80 is a steal? I’m very interested but that seems pricey (admittedly many games are pretty close to $100 these days, but the components and everything here suggest something closer to $50-$60)

Fair play as long as you know what you're getting into!

technically correct.  The best kind of correct!

Keeping vodka in the freezer is bad for martinis in one sense: it doesn't melt the ice when you shake it. No melt means no water which is good for getting super lit, but bad for taste and moderation of the drunkenness. 

Gizmo. Every time they call him that it cracks me up.

And the glorification/mythologizing of the police.