Sport peppers are NOT pepperoncini. 

Solid choice!

So if it’s not domesticated, it doesn’t need our help.

Comcast unseated by an underdog?

No, you get paid hourly. I’ve worked the line and I’ve served. Your wage isn’t dependent on a bunch of other people. You make what you make, slow or busy. Servers can take a financial hit for any number of reasons: cook screwed up order, hostess was rude, hostess triple sat server, kitchen was out of something,…

Namaste!

Bro. You need to pick a style and OWN it. I’ve seen you go from “mom gave me a bowl cut” to “I’m checking out haircuts”. I think your commentary and humor is rad, tho. VIDEOBALL 4EVER!!!!

I don’t know what Black Angus is other than a variety of cattle, but refusing to go below “medium” is a food quality issue.

Eh. I mean, I see where you were going, but...

You realize the balance of “server taking shit for Back of the house F up” versus “Back of the house blamed for server F up” is tilted way in your favor, right? And your wage doesn’t depend on it? Like, you don’t lose 10-20 dollars for a mistake, but the server might?

Golden Steak Rule: Chain restaurants (at least the “mid range” ones) always order it a step rarer than you want. (Maybe two steps!) You can always add heat, but you can’t make it “rarer”. Real, Honest to goodness, steak houses will deliver what you ask for, though.

That was fun!

Good Restaurants train their staff to “fire” the courses at the appropriate time. But, your solution: (Don’t order it until you want it, effectively taking the control for when the dish is started) is good, however you shouldn’t have to do this portion of the server’s job.  

No offense, but *Silmarillion

Everyone should have a hobby...

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LMAO at “pay is $20/hour”

Yeah, it’s either a job or it isn’t. You don’t get to pull the family/love card while paying me to perform some service. It’s bullshit, and the “we feel like you’re family” only comes up when it’s advantageous to the employer. 

Subjective. Overruled, counselor.

Me too! Obvious obtuseness is almost as bad as Obtuse obviousness!