Literally?

Fair!

Luigi’s serves bland crap out of a can. Trust me.

Bro, Luigis is crap. I worked there one terrible summer and I’ve seen the ugly truth. They cash in on “tradition” and the fact they’ve been there forever, but they cut every corner imaginable. I love Akron, but Luigi’s is revered for no good reason. Props on the Diamond Deli (and grill!). Also, Akron has some kickass…

...but some educators really suck ...

Poppy is some of the more creative stuff going on. I recommend her whole catalog.

For PC gaming, Rock Paper Shotgun is top notch. Great writers, excellent editorial decisions, all around good vibes. Plus Horace the infinite Bear.

You can’t make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious!

I think I’m in love. The pickles sound great, too! 

This has nothing to do with fame. Just having fun but sounding like shit is fine, but I have no desire to listen to it. Watching other people have a good time isn’t the only ingredient for me to have a good time. Having fun + Talent? sure, sign me up. Having fun and sounding like crap? Pass.

“I drove the Nurburgring in my Lotus”

Having fun isn’t the only thing required. You need to have talent as well. 

This is really the worst part. It’s an action devoid of substance. A cheap PR stunt with terrible potential consequence. Killing this guy reduces the Iranian military power by very little. 

Just wait until you get up into your late 40s. Used to have great vision, now things are too small, too close, too dim, not enough contrast.... Makes this problem much worse.

Inject it directly into my veins!!!!!!

More like 1880s:

“...thieves like this make sure they get no share.” 

It’s not hard to see why the comment was selected. Should we erect a statue in his honor?

Likely less expensive, as well.