Fair is an illusion. State fairs, doubly so.

This guy? He gets it.

Isn’t this just Zeno’s Paradox, but with judgment cases? The world is an illusion, my friends. 

“You got crab legs?”

“Jeffress told Fox & Friends Sunday co-host Jedediah Bila...”

Let me guess, you dared to say something about due process, court of public opinion, or “maybe he’s innocent until proven guilty”?

All dressed = the best!

“Cheese curds are one of those magical foods that are still pretty good even when they’re below average. Seriously, it’s fried cheese—how bad could it be?”

lol

Not heated... you are being intentionally obtuse or something. I guess you were just lonely and needed someone to talk to. Mission accomplished!

Okay, dude, but I am not talking about “laggy” or “I don’t like the menus” or “doesn’t have certain features”. I am referring to the fact that it is bad in a “this is a non-functional piece of garbage and I have played 5 games and not been able to finish a single one because the netcode/servers/whatever you want to…

You listen here, whippersnapper! I was playing basic Blue Book D & D before you were even a sparkle in your daddy’s eye! *grumble grumble* kids these days...

I’m aware of the licensing fix, but it still doesn’t take care of the utter sack of trash that Konami has chosen to call “online play”. I mean, it’s 2019, how hard can it be to offer a competent online experience?

That’s a shame, because in my opinion PES has always been the better game, but the lack of licensing (Tyneside! Um...Newcastle?) and shit online is a bit too much to overcome. PES is (was?) better than FIFA, but not THAT much better.

Pretty sure Love and Rockets opened for them in 89.

Has Konami fixed the broken, useless, pile of lag and drops that they laughingly described as online play? PES has never been able to produce a competent, even mediocre, online experience. As someone who wanted to play with his brother who lives in a different time zone, that was always a deal breaker. Game would…

Also: A Woman candidate!

hmmmm... you might be on to something

You are, like, super woke. 

fuckin’ canadians...