You won a ramekin? Congrats, I guess?

fascinating!

Takin’ the long way home, there, buddy.

A HR should end the game. Boring, too-long game problem: solved!

Gonna crush some Natty and get some pelt, bro!

oof...

#TEAMREF

I’m a famous game show (g)host.

I know it’s fun to jump on the Browns for the “hubris” of being the media darlings all off season, and then shitting the bed in the epitome of Browns football, but this sort of thing happens almost every game, in every stadium. This whole LOL Browns thing is really starting to feel like “punching down”, especially…

#TeamWhale

Was going to say the same thing. That statement is too... coherent for Dementia Donald. “they probably don’t have the power to negotiate a meaningful agreement anyway. How many more decades are they willing to fight?” is simply not  Good Ole Donnie’s style. 

The “thin-skinned sensitive penis” syndrome is running amok these days.

That was Bret Stephens, but I get it...all these assholes look the same to me, too.

Counterpoint: Yes!

Your partner has the palate of a 5 year old. (this is likely unfair to many 5 year-olds out there)

Thanks Captain Obvious! Is it “Get a Clue Day” at Camp No Shit?

“He’s a necessary evil to keep social justice and socialism at bay.”

The Ohio State (you get zero) Bucks?

Burn the Witch!!!!!!!

“Don’t be a fucking dick. He had metal condition.”