I enjoyed this rant and look forward to more like it. Is there a newsletter or something I can subscribe to? (you’re 100% correct)

Randians are selfish, short-sighted, ignorant, easily fooled... Some, I assume, are good people too.

Dude, as soon as some ass hat un-ironically references Ayn Rand’s bloated and laughably flimsy corpus, it’s not gonna be a good faith conversation.

I mean, it's not Trump we're talking about here....

Its awkward phrasing, but can is a verb here. Probably should have used "sacked".

Except further up your own ass, everyday, apparently.

This guy/gal gets it!

How does the court prove this? One of them would have to flip, I'd guess.

Duckman! That is all.

Rabelais classic book Gargantua and Pantagruel. Very funny, very vulgar, and for the time- very transgressive.

“Time? I dig time, man...”

Nice. Deep cut, my man.

Another candle goes out. 

I like how you shoehorned one last pun in there.

+1 lovin spoonful

If this isn't a malevolent good carrying out a grudge, explain Cleveland. Check and mate.

This presupposes Jay Z is selling out some social justice position. His history suggests otherwise.

Great stuff as usual, tim! A little humblebraggy about the book readin’, but anybody who actually read Ulysses once, (let alone twice) gets some leeway. So what was Finnegan’s Wake about? I’ll take my answer off air...

Amazing what existing for a couple thousand years does for your financial portfolio. (The Catholic Church has its own list of shit to be repentent for, and its a long list. But it’s kinda cool when the OG slaps around the new scam on the block)

This guy? He knows what’s up.