I enjoyed this rant and look forward to more like it. Is there a newsletter or something I can subscribe to? (you’re 100% correct)

Randians are selfish, short-sighted, ignorant, easily fooled... Some, I assume, are good people too.

Dude, as soon as some ass hat un-ironically references Ayn Rand’s bloated and laughably flimsy corpus, it’s not gonna be a good faith conversation.

You can!

Bro...

I mean, it's not Trump we're talking about here....

Its awkward phrasing, but can is a verb here. Probably should have used "sacked".

Except further up your own ass, everyday, apparently.

This guy/gal gets it!

This is also why we eat hot dogs on Fridays, in remembrance of primordial chaos, the Goddess Eris, and in defiance of religious instruction. From the Holy Book: “...this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of…

How does the court prove this? One of them would have to flip, I'd guess.

Duckman! That is all.

Rabelais classic book Gargantua and Pantagruel. Very funny, very vulgar, and for the time- very transgressive.

“Time? I dig time, man...”

Nice. Deep cut, my man.

Another candle goes out. 

I like how you shoehorned one last pun in there.

+1 lovin spoonful

If this isn't a malevolent good carrying out a grudge, explain Cleveland. Check and mate.

This presupposes Jay Z is selling out some social justice position. His history suggests otherwise.