You worked at the Restaurant in the movie “Waiting”?

“...or this will be one final knee in the nethers to the most put-upon fan base in football history.”

Shots fired!!!

Great stuff as usual, Tim! The prose is just as florid and purple as ever! And you’re haircut game is “on point” recently. I’m thinking a new friend of the romantic variety might just be in your future! (Fingers crossed!) Also: Videoball is a woefully overlooked game and more people should have given it a chance. (You…

In my (somewhat extensive) experience in the service industry the most common rule was to take the Total line as the amount. This was the procedure regardless of whether it resulted in a lower or higher amount of tip, as the “tip” line has less legitimacy than the total amount. Presumably the customer is fine with…

All Hail Discordia! (making the five with your Hail Eris!) May the Goddess bless you and keep you in bunless hot dogs every Friday of your life, fellow Pope!

To be clear, Wharton is a graduate school that confers such degrees as MBAs and MACC (master of accounting). Trump claims the Wharton connection because in his undergrad he attended a couple of classes in the Wharton buildings. He is far too stupid to pass Masters level courses.

File under: No shit, Sherlock

+1984

Man, now I want a burger for some reason...

1986 called, it wants its joke back.

huh, something to consider, I guess.

Your exacting standards are correct, but the point was taken all the same.

Try decaf, bro.

a lot of work for a few stars, but I respect the game. +1 wax wings.

Camembert knocks brie into a cocked hat. No contest. Camembert is similar... but in every way superior.

I guess folks just didn’t get the reference. Sad.

You forgot Deez and Bofa.

Eddies in the spacetime continuum, you say?

Counterpoint: Baker Mayfield is the Gosh Dang TRUTH. (The Browns are good now!) Bizarro Universe continues unabated!