You guys want fascists? ‘Cause this is how you get fascists!

For a state school, Miami has always been decently respected. It sure as hell is better than Miami (Fla) University.

Hold ‘em back Donny! 

The Museum of Art is also world class. Better than many “Big city” museums. Cleveland has plenty going for it (including insanely low cost of living). Keep it under your hat, though. Don’t want too many people getting any bright ideas.

It’s a protest against mothers, apple pie, Superman, Star Spangled Glocks, Walmart, lift kits on shitty pickup trucks, little baby Jesus, the Constitution, deep fried twinkies, the God given right of every Cop to indiscriminately kill any uppity “coloreds”, and the gosh dang United States of Amurrica.

You’re not a troll, you’re just an idiot.

I live in New Mexico now, but every time I go back to NE Ohio to visit the Fam, I go to West Side Market. The Pierogis of course are the bomb, but the smokies are the biggest draw for me. And the various bratwurst etc. Damn! Now I want pierogis and smokies.

True story: My cousin’s friend’s brother decided to have a “Cake party” and did too much (any amount is too much, kids!) and he actually pulled his kneecaps out and tried to play Frisbee with them. He has to live with the shame of prosthetic kneecaps now. Stay in school!

“...with space left over for Urban Meyer and his buddy, too.”

Wrong blog, homes

At first this seemed like a humblebrag about your daughter’s reading ability, but then I realized your daughter could be, like, 24 years old. 

Your lack of precision is repellent to my kind. I forgive you because you probably don’t mean anything by it, though.

Sounds like “someone” knows a few taxonomists! Bow before the might of my semantic mastery and my diabolical related terms!

As an actual, professional taxonomist, my stance is that sandwiches are a subset of hot dogs. Try that on for size!

There’s a Friday’s in the middle of the French Quarter in New Orleans. Americans suck at trying new food.

Technically correct!

I dunno bro. That’s dangerously close to rooting for a Steeler. 

Pay attention to “Bottled by” and “Vinted” distinctions. If a wine is vinted and bottled at the same place, it’s likely to be of higher quality. Just “bottled” means they likely bought excess grapes from another vineyard and made wine out of it. Pay attention to the region, the more specific, the higher the likelihood…