Hey guys? I’m beginning to suspect that everybody associated with the NFL is garbage. From Owners (Definitely garbage) to players (some garbage) to fans (Mostly garbage) to the media (definitely almost 100% garbage). Anybody else?

#BestLife #MajorOnTheMinor #CostcoThuggin

Sounds like he’s mentally ill. 

Sounds like he’s mentally ill. 

“he got to where he is today based off of that one game at Texas A&M.”

“he got to where he is today based off of that one game at Texas A&M.”

“he got to where he is today based off of that one game at Texas A&M.”

Also: Ewige Blumenkraft!

Well, Discordians must hang apart, or we shall surely hang together.  Hail Eris!

Tim is God dang national treasure, go jump in a lake!

Lost the WYTS Championship to the Browns. No shame (So much shame) in that, you got beat by the best (worst).

Was plenty high when I made this joke, but thanks!

Was plenty high when I made this joke, but thanks!

So the reason he doesn’t eat poultry is that he’s chicken?

If evolution is true, how come all the corn hasn’t turned into monkeys? 

Christ. Thanks, Kluwe, for injecting the cynical (reality) into this otherwise feel-good story. Fuck.

Undue pressure, not undo pressure

whoa. no comments on this insane level of athletic dominance.

Allergic to juniper, so Gin is right out. Also, Vodka is great cold, served up. In vino veritas, but voddy will give you less of a hangover.

gonna need 1 more... I went to the judges, fair ruling.