As a European, I’ve been comparing this to seeing your father be swallowed up by dementia... America was once the greatest and most successful experiment in democracy, a titan of industry that nobody could curtail, and the unyielding sword of justice, but now it’s just angry, forgetful, lashing out at random, sexist,…

So, the same nation that elected Obama a mere eight years ago is now all of a sudden a bunch of assholes? Nah, your candidate was just shitty enough to lose to a reality TV blowhard (pending a late miracle!). This says much, MUCH more about Clinton than it does about Trump, or this country.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

“But if he were a German 17 y/o playing well for their national team”, then he would be a 17 y/o making the german national team of GERMANY. That’s exactly the point!

That is a great question. Thank you for asking.

¡Muy Am-bien!

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Jobu weeps.

No kidding. Tamir Rice he ain’t.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

According to Trump, the America that white people are supposed to have is broken and stumbling and in need of repair. Kaepernick is black, and has achieved some success, so he needs to zip it and get in line.

Wow 9 whole stars? Look at you, Mr. Has-All-The-Stars. Sorry for ever doubting your statement, if 9 strangers liked a combined 2 comments then clearly your’e correct. Can I get your name so I write you in for president?

What stereo types does it confirm. The stereo type that these two guys are dumb and killed an innocent person?

I think a strong argument could be made for an “I’m the Oprah of dickage” shirt, too.

Michael Phelps promptly shattered Lochte’s short-lived record by getting indicted much faster and on a much more difficult crime.

+1 koala dangling from a helicopter

This is the story that keeps on giving. Its like the kind of fanfic someone who huffs freon would write.

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.