Right side, left side, above, and below the fence. I’m pretty sure she even covered some theoretical sides of the fence that only Stephen Hawking knows about.

I can dig it.

Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!

It's also HIGHLY illegal. Source: am civil rights attorney.

“It’s about ethics in workplace attire.”

Sounds like a reader who didn’t read the article and is bitching about what they imagine the article was about. Aside from that, do you really believe that rules are rules, no matter how stupid, and once set no one should ever bitch about them or try to change them?

Looks like Corpus Christi got nailed.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Thanks for the support!

That catch literally looks like a catch from a Madden game where the ball glitchteleports into the receiver’s hands after hitting their avatar.

Why Neuer didn’t come out and plow over Griezmann, sending Greizmann into a coma, breaking a vertebrae and knocking out two teeth. That usually works so well for Germany against France.

Anyone else think it was super lame that France stole Iceland’s clap?

God, you are insufferable. I honestly think Deadspin only keeps you on to troll soccer fans. Now STFU and go beat off to Arsenal 03-04 highlights.

I see that!

Non-legal advice: Do not behave in such a way that it becomes necessary for you to debate the extent to which you showed a little girl your dick.

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.

MADMARTIGAN.