I figured that onion, some kind of mustard, and kraut was the gold standard for hot dog condiments. Most places that sell them have those options available while ketchup and relish are less commonly available.

I concussed myself facepalming at your hotdog choices and your lack of moral fiber, but I pull that Costco trick too. Eat before you go in there, or else you come home with 50 kg of wasabi cashews, and a gross of ‘family-sized’ packs of Twizzlers.

I am shocked (shocked!) that a post called “Take You There” does not feature The Staple Singers.

I am an alcoholic and the best thing you can do for both of you is leave. He might die but it sounds like he will no matter what. You need to take care of you. Your whole life is in front of you. Be strong. Thrive. Our issues are not meant for our kids to burden.

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

Your choice, of course, but I definitely wouldn’t. ‘We don’t fuck the fuckboys’ has long been a motto among me and my friends. There are plenty of sexy as hell guys who aren’t absolute MAGA-morons to sleep with. Rewarding the attitudes of the Trump boys with sex (and in my experience they tend to view all sex as…

You should have been a fly on the wall when I (a woman) was in a guitar shop to buy a guitar. Yes, for myself! Lordamercy. Sales to willing customers aren’t hard, people!

Boy. He’s sure butthurt about getting shut down for not answering the goddamn question. Here’s a tip, dumbass: when someone asks for an explanation and you start talking about anything else? We all fucking know you are full of shit. So please, stop wasting our time just cause you think you’ll win the dick measuring…

Also possible Trump picked him for that reason - - he’s Trump’s mouthpiece for saying the horrible shit Trump can’t be caught saying aloud while President. He’s an avatar.

He’s supposedly “not taking a salary,” but that just means he’s subverting transparency and disclosure laws.

You are extremely right. Although I am informed by my mother and her cohorts, who are literally *the* busiest people I know, all octogenarians. All busy doing things to stretch their minds, stay social, get moving. I was born lazy so I totally cannot relate :-)

When my parents visited from Ohio, they were absolutely squicked out by jumping into a Lyft for the first time. My mom said ‘So we’ just going to hop in the back of some dude’ accura?’

Dear Rest Of The Fucking Country:

So, you’re saying that eventually half the cabinet will just be Guiliani in different wigs?

Trump doesn’t give a shit about what nuns think. In his mind they’re all just broads who were too ugly to find a husband.

As much as I HATE trump, I am kind of enjoying his treatment of sessions. Sessions is a gross, spiteful, hateful little man and I wish nothing but ill on him.

I don’t know, I don’t think Brady’s *trying* to be, or even realizes he’s stupid.

My friends and family have all been getting snipped recently and I love the dudes and their dramatic stories. I shoved a human out my vag and had another yanked out of my sliced open uterus, but please do go on about your excruciating in-office procedure.

My brother’s was “snipped” with lasers. I did enjoy his story…