Charlie Gard’s parents have finally decided to give up their legal fight a day before this latest hearing would conclude (likely against them) when their own doctor agreed with GOSH that the treatment would be pointless.

I do sometimes feel bad that my little guy can’t roam free, but the one time he did escape the house he was terrified (as was I). Indoors, he gets plenty of exercise and playtime with my family members, and he hunts the shit out of any bug that dares show its face. We also had a mouse problem a while back. We don’t…

Can we have Kinja be adapted to allow for awarding only once a day to only a single post more than one star? Please?

Yup, now every Russian meeting, ever, will have been about adoption. Just like he heard the term “fake news” once, while referring to actually fake sources, and now all legitimate sources are “fake news.”

Chinese will be more useful when she’s running the Sweatshops.

Something about a dong hammer. Or a hammered dong. Wait maybe that’s it.

Look, we have serious economic problems in many parts of our country. And Roland is absolutely right. Instead of dividing people the way Donald Trump does, let’s reunite around policies that will bring jobs and opportunities to all these underserved poor communities.

Per that top pic- why is Jeff Sessions always so red-faced and flushed looking? It’s as if the Keebler Elves made scotch instead of cookies.

Even a broken, alcoholic Nazi clock is right twice a day.

I totally understand those feels. Good luck with your GRE! Is it the general or subject test?

The last couple of years have been hard for me. Both my parents had cancer, my mother and I finally ended contact with each other for good (she’s a bad person, it’s a long story), I started a new job, and this week I ended a four year long-distance relationship. I have been dragging myself through by sheer necessity…

So I’m having a really hard time. We just learned My poor little doggie has cancer and had about 6 weeks left. We’ve been together for over a decade, through 5 states, two marriages, and 8 homes. I can’t imagine my life without her. I’ve had her my entire adult life and it’s like the end of an era. :(

You deserve $3500 for the term “disappointing dick” alone.

‘Oh, God, she’s such a vapid moron that I can’t even. I was stuck in a hospital waiting room and had to listen to her ponderously deep thoughts on Trump Jr.’s collusion with Russia to throw the election, to wit: “Well, you know, politics is a dirty business.”

I don’t have 100% proof from AM, but considering I have actual receipts for him hiring sex workers on Craigslist and another site, and carrying on an affair with my former BFF (who he then married after we divorced, they are now also divorced and he’s on wife #3 as of this year), I would bet money on it.

Ambulatory flip-flop Ryan Lochte

Thank you! I wish people would just let her crawl under her rock and be obscure.

How many of the Ashley Madison payments will be sent to “Haywood Jablowme” living at 123 Sesame Street?

Just a note- they’re totally going to vote in that Senate Health Care bill this week. The good news, there’s two definite no votes so far, that being Susan Collins and Rand Paul. The bad news is the remaining moderates are hiding in a bunker hoping nobody notices they haven’t said no yet. Supposedly, they’re too…

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”